sarcastic-snowflake:

when you see someone really attractive from a far 

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but then you see them up close and you’re like ‘oh nvm’

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(via sugarpuffpie)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via imoisnotonfire)

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

(via sugarpuffpie)

mywaytoburn:

bloomberrypancakes:

guccipoop:

when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

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Is that a gay porn gif?

no it’s when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

(via dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala)

jerkofanassbutt:

jerkofanassbutt:

what pisses me off about supernatural is that the change in sam’s hair is so gradual that you don’t even realize it like it starts out like this and he’s so adorable

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and then all of a sudden it’s jUST

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LIKE WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

I DON’T REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING

can the notes just stop for one day

(via sugarpuffpie)

maryjblige:

wilhedivahater:

confusedtree:

On the one hand it’s pretty cool that the Harry Potter universe is getting another film. On the other hand this seems to be driven largely by Rowling’s world-building and… well… I mean, I guess I’ll see it drunk

rowling’s…

phiphiohara:

themelmoshow:

lacigreen:

dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

!!!!

This will never be overshared

Amazing!

(via sam-wears-womens-underwear)

(Source: itspronouncedmetrosexual.com, via literally-a-five-headed-moose)

runawaywithmybluebox:

singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

I think I’m the gay cousin

(via puddingvibes)

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

Rock n roll grandmas by photographer Jay Hynes.

(via the-doctor-is-saved)

(Source: sandandglass, via sugarpuffpie)

thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

thivus:

rare image of vladimir putin absorbing the life force of a small child

(Source: fyvladimirputin, via gavout)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala)


dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

(via wylderwolfy)

oujiero:

why double dipping isnt actually a problem:

  • if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it

(Source: tamakissu, via mrs-wholockian-hiddlesbatch)